This guy put's the Yo in Yo Mamma!

The other day Target was handing out Yo-Yo's as some strange sort of

promotion that was sheer brilliance in disguise. Within 20 minutes hundreds

of folks were getting freaky with their spinning plastic bundles of joy. As I

struggled to get the blasted contraption to do much of anything beside sit

sadly on the ground in a limp, tangled mass, I gleefully recalled my

childhood obsession with the Smother brother's and the months I spent

walking the dog, and shooting the moon, and spanking the monkey. So,

just in case you forgot that Asians will always be better than you in

absolutely everything, here's another reminder.